Gee, I'm A Nerd
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[parody of "Free As A Bird"]

Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek 80 times
Memorized each word

Home alone...
On Friday nights
But I got 8 gigabytes
Left on my hard drive

I'm hooked as I can get
Into the internet
Maybe you would like to see my web page?

I love my new PC
It means the world to me
So many things to download

Gee, I'm a nerd
All the jocks and muscle-heads
Flip me the bird
Cause I'm a nerd
Gee I'm a nerd