(Special thanks to Mike Hoffman: videot@tezcat.com)

  SNACK ALL NIGHT
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  Unreleased parody of BLACK OR WHITE
   by Michael Jackson
  parody lyrics by Al Yankovic

 (As performed at the Oak Theater in Chicago, Friday, November 13, 1992)

I'm never satisfied with three meals a day
 While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away
Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light

Right, yeah,
 if no one's 'round to see you, it don't matter if you snack all night

A million chicken bones are under my bed
 A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head
Jelly doughnuts to the left of me,
 Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right

Right, yeah,
 if you don't mind the cal'ries, it don't matter if you snack all night