Whatever You Like ----------------- (Parody of T.I.'s "Whatever You Like") Hey girl, you know our economy is in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night And you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please Like Burger King or Mickey D's And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can even have the large fries Yeah yeah Baby you should know I'm really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply Whatever you can get it my dear I got my CostCo membership card right here Yeah you like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen Got a cupboard full of them I'll keep'em coming You want it, I got it Go get it, just heat it Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it Pork and beans and Minute Rice And we can play cribbage all night And baby you can have whatever you like I said baby you can have whatever you like Yeah yeah I can take you to the laundromat downtown And watch all the clothes go round and round And baby we can go wherever you like I said we can go wherever you like Yeah yeah Hottest shortie I know If you had some lipo You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio Seven dollar-bills rolled Inside my plastic billfold Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old And you never ever gonna wear your sister's old clothes As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinkos Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl You ain't got to to pay me That's the way that I roll My chick can have what she want At Walmart she can pick out anything she want I know though you ain't never had a man like that Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that Yeah You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai? I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday But that's kinda far, and I'm not made out of cash Do you think you could chip in for gas? Mac and cheese would be all right But let's send out for pizza tonight And you can order any toppings you like I said you can even have the last slice Yeah Grabbed myself a cable from my neighbor next door Now I can get free HBO And baby you can watch whatever you like I said you can watch whatever you like Yeah And you can always ride the city bus Got a stack of tokens just for us Yo my wallet's fat and full of ones Yeah it's all about the Washingtons that's right You want White Castle, need White Castle As long as you got me it won't be no hassle You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater If I grab a bunch of napkins for later Thrift store jeans on sale half-price The underwear at Goodwill is nice And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah yeah Baby I can give you anything you please Even share my government cheese And baby you can have as much as you like I said you can have as much as you like Yeah Yeah