Al, this may be one of my favorite of your releases. EVER!

Once in a while, maybe you will feel the urge
To break internaitonal copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
like Morpheus or Grokster or Limewire or Kazaa

But deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
‘Cause you start out stealing songs, then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling crack and running over schoolkids with your car

So don’t download this song.
The record store’s where you belong.
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should.
Oh, don’t download this song.

Oh, you don’t wanna mess with the R-I-double-A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven-year-old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten criminal scum you are.

So don’t download this song .
(Don’t go..) Pirating music all day long.
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should.
Oh, don’t download this song.

Don’t take away money from artists just like me.
How else can i afford another solid gold Hum-vee
And diamond-studded swimming pools?
These things don’t grow on trees.
So all i ask is everybody please…

Don’t download this song (don’t do it, no, no…)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (you can just ask him…)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should…)
Oh, don’t download this song.

Don’t download this song (Aww, please don’t you do it or you…)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy…)
Go and buy the CD (right now…) like you know that you should (go out and buy it…)
Oh, don’t download this song

Don’t download this song (na na na na na na na na na na naaaaa…)
You’ll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it…)
Go and buy the CD (just buy it…) like you know that you should (ya cheap bastard…)
Oh, don’t download this song.