R.I.P. Olaf Sol

It is with deep regret that I must inform you of the passing away of one of Yank Blog’s most cherished employees… Olaf Sol. Although he spoke no English, and nobody else on the staff spoke whatever it is he spoke, we will truly miss his presence. His sometimes lewd behavior towards all lobsters and his refusal to wear pants even when the Pope visited our premises has always made work an interesting experience.

I remember the first time he walked into our office, holding a bloody toaster in one hand and a copy of Atlas Shrugged in the other, we all instantly knew he’d be perfect the position of DVD Rewinder. He was truly a master in the field.

In his 9 minutes of working here, I think we all learned a little something from Olaf. I, for one, learned how to write five novels at the same time while carving bananas into incredibly obscene shapes. And thanks to that skill, I finally have something to put on my resume. Thank you Olaf. You will be missed.

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6 Responses to R.I.P. Olaf Sol

  1. tBone says:

    Poor Olaf. Taken from us before his time. I will light a firecracker in his memory.

  2. Angela says:


  3. elvis says:

    RIP Olaf. 🙁

    (Can I have his parking space?)

  4. Chuck says:

    Good DVD rewinders are so hard to come by nowadays 🙁

  5. Kate says:

    Poor guy.

  6. happysteve says:

    Elvis: If you don’t mind parking on top of his final resting spot, then sure it’s all yours.

    I call dibs on his wife.

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