Let’s see… what to post… How about Yank Blog being sold to PygmyFarmersDressedAsSalsaCoveredPorcupines.com? Nah, too cliché. How about breaking news that Prince finally allows Al to parody a song… one by Dolly Parton? Hmm, that one might actually happen. Ooh, how about Rob Zombie renaming Halloween 2 to “UHF 2: Ultimate Horror Flick”? I’ll put that in the Maybe pile. Oh, I can’t decide… please suggest a really great prank for next year so I don’t have to think of one. Thanks!