Yank Blog

Unfortunately, times have been tough and the cost of running this billion dollar company is just ten bucks past my budget.  So EVERYTHING MUST GO!  Starting now, every Yank Blog post is on sale for the low low price of one dollar per word.  Titles!  Bylines!  Yes, even Comments!  All of this can be shipped to your home in 4-6 weeks after credit approval.  And if you call within the next seventy two years, you’ll also get ALL the words that the profanity filter collected since day one for FREE!  That’s right!  You’ll get words like KRUNK and JIBBY and MUCKO included with your purchase.  What the FLIRM are you waiting for?!?  Operators are standing by!