Photo by joshjanssenAll across Antarctica, people are grabbing live poodles and balancing them gingerly atop their heads. Why? Vogue Magazine finally published the results of a 50-year web survey asking college students in Northern Wisconsin what they’d like to see become the next big thing. Someone had hacked their way into the survey’s database and changed all the answers. As we all know, a survey is a binding contract, so Poodle Hats are now what the fashionistas are wearing.