Eat It ------ by "Weird Al" Yankovic parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off you're plate So eat it Don't you tell me you're full Just eat it... eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it Have some more chicken Have some more pie It doesn't matter If it's boiled or fried Just eat it, just eat it Just eat it, just eat it... Woo! Your table manners are a crying shame You're playing with your food, this ain't some kind of game Now, if you starve to death You'll just have yourself to blame So eat it. Just eat it. You better listen, better do as you're told You haven't even touched your tuna casserole You better chow down, or it's gonna get cold So eat it. I don't care if you're full Just eat it... eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt Have some more Spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it! Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! If it's too cold, reheat it Have a big dinner. Have a light snack If you don't like it, you can't send it back Just eat it! Eat it! Get yourself an egg and beat it! Have some more chicken. Have some more pie It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried Just eat it! Eat it! Don't you make me repeat it!