Lasagna ------- (parody of "La Bamba") La-la-la-la-lasagna. You want-a some-a lasagna, magnifico, Or a-maybe spaghetti! Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go? Mama mia bambino! Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you? 'Samatta you, 'samatta you? You should-a taste my lasagna. Ay, you no like-a lasagna, That's okay too. How about-a calzone? Some-a nice minestrone, atsa good for you. Have-a some marinara. Have-a some marinara, I know-a you like. I know-a you like, I know-a you like. La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna! Would you like some-a zucchini? Or-a my homemade linguini, it's hard-a to beat. Have-a more fettucini. Ay, you getting too skeeny, you gotta to eat. Ay, mange, mange! Ay, you-a pass the lasagna! A-don't you get any on ya, you sloppy peeg. Have-a more ravioli. You-a get roly poly, a-nice and-a beeg. Like you cousin Luigi. Luigi, Luigi, capisce paisan? Capisce paisan, capisce paisan? La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna! La-lasagna!